Letter from Funky Master Nick from France

October 7, 2013 — 24 Comments

Funky Master Nick is not too happy with your humble correspondent.

He says I am neglecting white on black violence. (I just wish they would include links of all this white on black violence. Why don’t they?)

For your edification, presenting the White Girl Bleed a Lot debut of Funky Master Nick (He’s from France!!):

Dear Flaherty, 

Iv’e been a avid reader of your columns and believer in hard cutting real world journalism. To speak the truth I am very disturbed by your articles.

Besides from the fact that your writing openly skews the truth into a lie and neglect the massive and higher amount of white on black attacks going on in america you only seem interested in 1 dimensional journalism.

Why as a writer are you taking the easy road and spewing white propaganda in the disguise and news to the small amount of masses who read your articles. You are not only pigeon holing your career but activity degrading the quality and reputation of America.

Your facts are brought out of context, purposely misguiding and you are a closet racist. The only way to truly understand where your writing is coming from and not believe your are trying to sabotage to the minds the US reader is that your are mentally disturbed or raised in a white power terrorist organization living outside the common conditions of the average american.

However the odds are this not the case you are trying to prey on the weakest of the american community…poor under educated suppressed white communities who need something to blame or use as a scape goat.

I hope one day you educate yourself in a list of topics starting with Urban politics and poling and policy…which can be offered at any community college (considering you are probably not 4 year material)

Signed,

Nick aka ‘Funky Master Nick’
funkymastern@aol.fr

For years I have been encouraging — without success — everyone to call me DAWG.

Now I know i chose the wrong name.
From now on, you can call me Funky Master Colin.  Or how about Funky Master Dawg!
 

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Colin Flaherty is the author of #1 Amazon Best Selling Book: White Girl Bleed a Lot: The return of racial violence and how the media ignore it. He is an award winning journalist whose work has been published in over 1000 news sites around the world, including the New York Times, Washington Post, Los Angeles Times, and others. He is a frequent guest in local and national media talking about racial violence. Thomas Sowell said ”Reading Colin Flaherty’s book made painfully clear to me that the magnitude of this problem is greater than I had discovered from my own research. He documents both the race riots and the media and political evasions in dozens of cities.” – National Review.
blank bouboulina says:

Propagandist-of-the left Funky Master Nick needs to pull his nose out of America’s problems (about which he is obviously totally ignorant) & pay more attention to the rampant one-on-one & mob violence by Muslims (especially in Paris) against non-Muslim French nationals. The rest of Western Europe is also dealing with this travesty on different levels.

i think you hurt his feelings.

i just got his note from Funk Master Nick. He’s kind of shy about having his email comments posted. But really, wouldn’t it be a dis service to deprive the world of this kind of brilliance?

his latest:

Mr. Flaherty:

Hey! could you not put up my letter in a public forum….It’s not edited nor meant for that purpose and my email is attached (which is really my main concern).

you could very well be invading my privacy a tad bit.

So please take down the letter from France and any other open forum platforms you pasted it on please…

or remove my email so people may not be able to contact and identify me or randomly make racist remarks that i’m either black or Hispanic at me via email.

Thanks for your time!

hope to see progress soon!

xxxx

Why so shy? Let you Freak Flag Fly. That’s why i say — Colin

blank GuateNY says:

This guy has nothing to back up what he says that’s why he wants his posts taken down.

He still hasn’t replied to my post below where I used stats to make a solid case against his weakly researched argument saying that whites commit more hate crimes.

the hate crime numbers seriously understate the amount of racial violence

blank John Heardd says:

It’s okay Colin. I got your back !! Keep your place on the porch and enjoy the fruits of your labor my friend. I’m proud to call you a friend. Talk to you later!///

blank John Heardd says:

OKAY!! Nick (aka) “Funky Master Nick” . I’m a friend of Colin and you don’t have a clue of what you speak. There are some people who are better off keeping silent and you meet that criteria after reading the tripe you wrote about Colin. One thing is clear regarding Africans in this Nation or any other and that is this: You are a race of bullies and cowards. And I say this because you don’t attack one on one. You attack like the mad Dingo Dogs of Australia, or the Crazed Pack of Wolves of Alaska or even worse the Hyenas of Africa. And I ask you: Does it make you a black man feel real proud and blessed to be the most hated race on the planet? You need to keep your butt in France with the rest of your communist friends and keep your opinions to yourself when you don’t know what you’re talking about. It makes you appear foolish. Oh yea! You probably didn’t realize that France is a communist country. How do you like living with communists Mr. Nick (aka) “Funky Master Nick”? At least Colin isn’t a communist. Oh, I’m sorry. I forgot. French women like you guys don’t they and that’s probably the reason you live there? Well French is French and they’re not White Caucasian. As you’ve no doubt figured it out; I don’t like your race and never will just as you don’t like mine, because I know that deep within your souls it’s an ugly world, full of hate and every other mean thing as can be found in such a soul as yours. Why else would you consider calling an honest and reputable reporter like Colin a liar knowing full well he speaks only the truth about matters that are currently recorded facts on file with the police agencies around the country. And for your information Mr. (aka), Colin isn’t a racist as you’ve declared, either and were you living in this country he’d probably sue you for slander and have a lot of witnesses to testify on his behalf. Again you’ve put foot in mouth. But then you probably do that a lot, don’t you?////

blank gahanson says:

None of these white guilt clowns ever offer any proof of all the white on black violence that they speak of, and this clown is no different. Black on white violence has been a problem for decades, and has been ignored for decades, and the white guilt crowd would prefer it to remain ignored.

blank GuateNY says:

According to the FBI Uniform Crime Reporting Program, from
2004-2008 black Americans accounted for 43% of aggravated assault arrests, 56% of robbery arrests, and 33% of rape arrests, while comprising 13% of the
total U.S. Population.

According to the National Crime Victimization Survey, in
2008, blacks commited 83% of single-offender violent interracial crimes.
Blacks chose white victims 54% of the time. Whites chose black victims
5% of the time. Therefore, blacks are 32 times as likely to attack
whites as whites are to attack blacks.

For multiple offender crimes (gang beatings, mob attacks)
there were 142,000 black on white crimes of any kind (includes assaults, robberies and rapes committed by a group ).

Overall, in 2008, only 21% of black on white crime were
robberies, so economics was NOT the motivation.

As far as serial killers are concerned, blacks in the past
decade have never been less than 27% of the serial killers in any year. Being that they are only 13% of the population, they commit these crimes at a high
proportion.

As far as mass shootings go (the most recent being Aaron Alexis in the DC Navy Yard), blacks commit these attacks also out of proportion to their population in the U.S.:

Mass shootings 1982-2013 in U.S.:
White shooter 44 cases
Black shooter 11 cases
Asian shooter 6 cases
Latino shooter 4 cases
Native American 1 case

So according to these DOJ statistics- Whites commit 66% of
mass shootings while blacks commit 16% of mass shootings (while being 13% of the U.S. population).

According to 2010 FBI statistics on urban crime- the five
most dangerous cities in the U.S. in 2010 were majority black or had a large black minority:

Flint, MI – 57% black
Detroit, MI – 83% black
St. Louis, MO- 49% black
New Haven Ct- 35% black
Memphis, TN- 63% black

That means that white people are not committing crimes at
high rates, and both white and black victims were victimized by blacks.

I know full well that blacks are in prison at outrageously
higher rates proportional to their population. But this is because they commit the most crimes. When it comes to drug
crimes, I will say that blacks are unfairly found guilty most of the time and racism plays a part in this.
Also,
Hispanics are included in the white numbers (so whites are actually
lower than the 59%) and are listed separately by ethnicity-
from the Bureau of Prisons:
White: 130,286 (59.5 %)
Black: 81,204 (37.1 %)
Native American: 3,975 (1.8 %)
Asian: 3,403 (1.6 %)

Ethnicity; Hispanic 76,527 (35.0 %)

As far as this statement you made: “the massive amount of attacks
occurs in the sense that the black population receives more racial hate
discrimination (with women in second) at 34% which is double the amount
for any other racial group.”

These stats are maintained by the FBI. In most city and state courts
across America, when blacks attack whites and are found guilty, they
rarely call it a hate crime (since most suspects are impoverished they
attribute the crime to economics, thanks to white guilt) and they rarely
sentence it as a hate crime. So, this explains why whites appear as if
they commit more of these crimes. Even as whites did commit some hate
crimes, they number only in the hundreds, while blacks still victimize
whites in crime numbering in the tens of thousands even if race was not a motivating factor.

I have lived my entire life in New York City and outside of Newark,
New Jersey, in predominately black areas, so I have seen what is going
on first hand. You, most likely are not from the U.S., as evidenced by
your grammar, so you do not know what it is like. Just because you
rattle off some stats you found (that are true) doesn’t mean you know
what is going on here on the ground.

blank NDC says:

Ok since my letter was poorly written I’ll make this one short. It is one dimensional journalism created to obviously downplay blacks role in society by showing only negative media attention and neglecting any of the positive. Its the same used by hitler against the jews. The articles themselves may be true but statistically more hate crimes are against blacks than any other race in america (34%) and 20 percent are against woman based on gender. White people receive the fewest amount of hate crimes in the united states and lets be real people, half of you have never read a scholarly journal on politics or demographics or racism but yet feel they are fully correct when they support someone who hasn’t written a positive article on any race in his column. Why does he write something like how HeLa cells have saved millions of lives and produced billions of dollars for the united states government and companies while the family who is black hasn’t made a penny yet. Or how Tesla (a white man) has created or modern society and his technology is still being used by the federal government for tech advances. Also I am not from France. Lastly I wrote that previous letter in about 5 minutes before I went to work.

blank Roger U says:

Mr Flaherty doesn’t write about science, so why would he write about Hela cells or Tesla. Plenty of others have written about these subjects and any other subject you might be interested in, but each journalist has a specialty and Mr Flaherty’s is the disfunction of white-black relations in the US and how the mainstream media misrepresents or disregards it.

I questiion your hate crime statistics. If you mean to say that white people are charged with hate crimes more often then you would be correct, hardly anybody else is ever charged. I personally believe that all crimes of violence are hate crimes and that supposed hate crime laws are racist, a form of legal affirmative action.

For the record, your comment isn’t written much better than your letter.

blank Wethepeople says:

If I was going to insult a mans intellect (which i’m doing to you now, just a heads up) I imagine I would take the time to do it properly. You know, maybe some rudimentary editing and proof reading of the sort they teach at a community college.. Now you claim that whites perpetrate more mob attacks than whites, so where are your articles, documentation or evidence? That IS what a reader of ‘scholarly articles’ would add to his critique of an author, right? More importantly you make the claim Mr. Flaherty is ‘ skewing or misguiding’ his readers. Such an assumptions is bizarre since everything posted here, and in his book is just factual and statistical articles about black violence. You claiming he is skewing something when he is only presenting facts means that you musy have come to a conclusion. Could that have conclusion have been that blacks ARE more violent and impulsive than whites? Did that realization shake the indoctrination that your marxist handlers and scare you? Could that be why your angry?

blank GuateNY says:

Ironically, this person could not back up one thing that he has stated in this poorly written letter (I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt that English is not his first language). For example, where are the “massive and higher amount of white on black attacks going on in america.”?

If this is typical of the letters you receive that are trying to call you out for being racist, spreading false information, or igniting anger in poor white communities, you definitely have the upper hand in intelligence and sincerity.

Also, “Funk Master Nick” has to be the corniest, most pathetic, 80’s inspired rap name I’ve heard recently.

blank NDC says:

Well here is a fact…the massive amount of attacks occurs in the sense that the black population receives more racial hate discrimination ( with women in second) at 34% which is double the amount for any other racial group. as far as calling him a closet racist all I have to say is look at the people who read his articles and the article content. Most are people who blame blacks for their and the countries problems whether it be economic woes or crime waves when this isn’t the full story. if you want to get specific white people make up for 59.6 percent of prisoners in the united states with a 130 thousand inmates with blacks making up 2nd largest population with roughly 81 thousand. however percentage wise more black are imprisoned than white because they make up a vastly smaller population. by the way this fact is from the federal bureau of prisons if you need validation. ALL I am saying is he is panning is writings to white people who need a scape goat and is fueling white nationalism. You don’t use words like pack and hoard to describe people if your not trying to downplay their humanity. its almost propaganda like that the Nazi’s used against the jews. All you people here are doing are attacking the writing and have displayed no facts (that are real) or truth just more super ayran conservationism that the republican party is trying to distance itself from. Its a shame that america has people like him trying to pass blame under the disguise of observation rather admit he just wants to slander a minority. Why doesn’t he cover the phenomenon of over proportioned white serial killers and rapist? because he doesn’t want to slander white culture. Slandering any culture is wrong and it wont fix any problems of exasperate the ones we currently face.

blank GuateNY says:

Ok, here we go:

According to the FBI Uniform Crime Reporting Program, from
2004-2008 black Americans accounted for 43% of aggravated assault arrests, 56% of robbery arrests, and 33% of rape arrests, while comprising 13% of the total U.S. Population.

According to the National Crime Victimization Survey, in
2008, Blacks commited 83% of single-offender violent interracial crimes. Blacks chose white victims 54% of the time. Whites chose black victims 5% of the time. Therefore, blacks are 32 times as likely to attack whites as whites are to attack blacks.

For multiple offender crimes (gang beatings, mob attacks)
there were 142,000 black on white crimes of any kind (includes assaults, robberies and rapes committed by a group ).

Overall, in 2008, only 21% of black on white crime were
robberies, so economics was NOT the motivation.

As far as serial killers are concerned, blacks in the past
decade have never been less than 27% of the serial killers. Being that they are only 13% of the population, they commit these crimes at a high proportion.

As far as mass shootings go (the most recent being Aaron
Alexis in the DC Navy Yard), blacks commit these attacks also out of proportion to their population in the U.S.:

Mass shootings 1982-2013 in U.S.:
White shooter 44 cases
Black shooter 11 cases
Asian shooter 6 cases
Latino shooter 4 cases
Native American 1 case

So according to these DOJ statistics- Whites commit 66% of
mass shootings while blacks commit 16% of mass shootings (while being 13% of the U.S. population).

According to 2010 FBI statistics on urban crime- the five
most dangerous cities in the U.S. in 2010 were majority black or had a large black minority:

Flint, MI – 57% black
Detroit, MI – 83% black
St. Louis, MO- 49% black
New Haven Ct- 35% black
Memphis, TN- 63% black

That means that white people are not committing crimes at
high rates, and both white and black victims were victimized by blacks.

I know full well that blacks are in prison at outrageously
higher rates proportional to their population. But this is because they commit the most crimes. When it comes to drug
crimes, I will say that blacks are unfairly found guilty most of the time and racism plays a part in this.

As far as this statement you made: “the massive amount of attacks occurs in the sense that the black population receives more racial hate discrimination (with women in second) at 34% which is double the amount for any other racial group.”

These stats are maintined by the FBI. In most city and state courts across America, when blacks attack whites and are found guilty, they rarely call it a hate crime (since most suspects are impoverished they attribute the crime to econimics, thanks to white guilt) and they rarely sentence it as a hate crime. So, this explains why whites appear as if they commit more of these crimes. Even if whites did commit these crimes, which number in the hundreds, blacks still victimize whites in
crime numbering the tens of thousands even if race was not a motivating factor.

I have lived my entire life in New York City and outside of Newark, New Jersey, in predominately black areas, so I have seen what is going on first hand. You, most likely are not from the U.S., as evidenced by your grammar, so you do not know what it is like. Just because you rattle off some stats you found (that are true) doesn’t mean you know what is going on here on the ground.

blank GuateNY says:

Just what I thought- no response. Thanks for being a good loser. Jesus loves you.

blank Terence Sommer says:

PLease! Master Funk from France is angry for all the wrong reasons.

blank laura says:

colin, put out a formal annoucment. tell you are doing a book on white on black crime. (murder beatings stabbings, mobs, equal kind of crimes). you need videos/links. put this message on salon.com, & the others. get ahold of “secular talk” “young turks” “media matters” you know who they are. if they can match 500 incidents plus your newer crimes…. then tell them there’s a “book in progress”. (laura r)

Excellent idea. I’d like to see links to all the incidents of gangs of whites beating up on lone blacks and commiting other violent crimes against blacks. Seems every time I see a case of white shooting a black,… it’s nearly always in the context of the black caught in the act of commiting a home invasion or the like. Book recomendation: MAKES ME WANNA HOLLER by Prof of Afro American studies at Emor, Prof Nathan McCall. Published 1994 Prof McCall recalls such as: [page 4]
“…. After my older brother Dwight got his driver’s license, a
group of us would pile into my stepfather’s car some evenings and cruise
through a nearby white neighborhood, searching for people walking the streets.
We’d spot some whites, get out, rush over, and, using sticks and fists, try to beat them to within an inch of their lives…..” End Quote

blank WhiskeyJunkie says:

What about Funk Master C?

Is that true D G?

Word.

blank Raydonn says:

Utter delusion, on display…………..