They recently got together to talk about why Detroit is so screwed up. Answer: Racism.
And oh yeah, another problem is too many white people in Detroit. And the problem with that is that white people are always asking for more police.
That is not good.
But that is different from the problem in the rest of Detroit: Where black people say there are too many police.
That is not good either.
Fear not: After listening to Jeremiah Wright give the key note talk, these super-geniuses came up with two solutions to the empty, rotting carcass of a city called Detroit:
1) Blame the newspaper.
2) More free stuff.