Mathematical Super Genius Rips ‘White Girl Bleed a Lot’
I cannot, in good conscience, hide this kind of Super Genius from the world.
So here are a few emails from the now-discovered mathematical Super Genius of America, a gentleman by the name of Colin Delany, hailing from [email protected] :
Super Genius: “Please keep me on this list so that I might be reminded of what willful ignorance looks like. Most enlightening. You realize, of course, that in a country of 325 million people, you can find anecdotal evidence for almost anything you want to believe. Particularly when you’re hungry to believe.”
Me: “how about when the “anecdotes” number over a thousand and are wildly out of proportion?”
I forgot to add the part about how many are on video. Would not have made any difference to a creature of such plainly superior Super Intellect:
Super Genius: “Look, no act of violence is good. Period. I would never defend anyone doing horrible things. But an “epidemic” actually means something – what I see are isolated instances of people doing something awful & for terrible reasons.
“Kinda like the handful of times guys in my high school who occasionally beat up someone for being “gay” (I.e. different). An epidemic would be more like, say, millions (millions!) of women beaten by husbands/boyfriends etc.
“Every year. In this country, What you’re doing is firing gullible people up who can’t do math and realize the difference between a rare-but-awful thing and….something that might actually happen to them.”
Me: I’ll notify Thomas Sowell. He’s just as dumb as I am. I think I’ll go have a cup of coffee in my new beverage container: